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rectumofglory:

221cbakerstreet:

2brwngrls:

gnomebriela:

Most important NFL commercial to date!

MOTHERFUCKING WEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

BOOM

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT HOLY SHIT

(via westcoastandwoods)

Knock (Shortest Horror Story)

the-art-student-in-221c:

laura-long-socks:

unexplained-events:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…" -By Fredric Brown

well that could just be a woodpecker or some animal like what is it with men and thinking they’re the only beings in existence anIMALS CAN KNOCK ON DOORS TOO MY DOG CAN OPEN DOORS

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

I think the point is that the story states that he is the last MAN on earth and what is utterly terrifying is that it’s probably a woman at the door. Or many. *shudders

(via callofthenorthstar)